ANOMALOUS

ANOMALOUS

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kingoftheniall:

Mariah Carey and 50 Cent are tied for worst first pitch in history

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littlepandabear:

sixpenceee:

Oh my god 
I’d run too 

jesus

littlepandabear:

sixpenceee:

Oh my god 

I’d run too 

jesus

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
what is "good pussy" serious question here
anomaly1 anomaly1 Said:

mrwilliamse86:

swolizard:

kingwildex:

bruhnawl:

swolizard:

bootyscientist:

pussy that make u think about being a father

  • pussy that make you question whether you’re gonna pull out or not
  • pussy that makes you really think bout making her breakfast
  • pussy that makes you cancel your plans for the next day
  • pussy that makes you wanna be a better person
  • pussy that makes you think bout deleting the guys in her phone

pussy that taste like cornbread

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alright seeing as how I didnt know this blew up lemme make some additions

  • pussy that make you wanna try and change your diet so you look better eating it
  • pussy that makes you wanna hit the gym so you hit it longer and not get tired
  • pussy that makes you irrationally jealous of any dude she talks about including her father for some damn reason
  • pussy that makes you so wreckless youd talk back to your momma in an arm distance away from her in her own damn house
  • pussy that makes youreally think about taking the time to start over your favorite anime and explaining everything to her
  • pussy that makes you question whether ball is life or not when your boys wanna play a pick up game but she sent you nudes while you lacing up

this post is golden, because it is truth.

slayboybunny:

its so hard to date once youve become socially aware like it really limits who you can stomach letting touch you and once ur eyes are opened they cant go shut again

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littlepandabear:

sixpenceee:

Oh my god 
I’d run too 

jesus

littlepandabear:

sixpenceee:

Oh my god 

I’d run too 

jesus

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dynastylnoire:

beautiful-ambition:

<i>Lost Files

maaaaaaaaaaaaaam

Des you betta werk!

micdotcom:

11 ways to solve rape better than nail polish

The more we depend on women to prevent rape, the easier it is to blame them when it happens to them. Here’s a look at the well-documented ways we can actually stop rape. Maybe it’s time we invest a little more time and resources into implementing them before we send gallons of nail polish to colleges across the country.

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
Nigger
anomaly1 anomaly1 Said:

darvinasafo:

No it’s spelled Negus.

Negus. “King,” “Ruler” or “Emperor”

Now you know.

thank you Bathtub Barracuda.

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shartichoke:

*rolls eyes hard*

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genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

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owlmylove:

you don’t “beat” depression. you don’t “defeat” eating disorders. you survive them. stop making severe mental illnesses sound like something you can overcome just by throwing the right punch.

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