ANOMALOUS

In appearance an amazingly abstract aberration, amalgamated as both an accident and anti-heroic. Advancing additional absurd affirmations apropos of appearances, I astound and amaze at the artistry of my actual aesthetic. As always I’m against agents of avarice and apathy, and all of those acquiescent among atrocities. I abhor the asinine acclamations of amoral agendas and antagonize, apprehend, and all out attack the appalling arrogance of artificial attitudes. Although awfully animated and alert I’m also assumed to not at all assuage angels and annihilate anguish amongst all of those abused. An amatory artist and above average aptitude amorously, alluring adults and adolescents alike asking to amplify arousal and alleviate all anginal ache. Advancing about altruism, ameliorating all affiliations, and always around to avail anyone, I’m not arrogant but in actuality an anomaly. Although to avoid anymore audacious alliteration allow me to introduce myself as Andrew :) Kik: Dreux11 Instagram: Dreux88 Twitter: @BelieveNHeRose

adignifiedking:

All of the elders at a black cookout when the old school jams get played

madeupmonkeyshit:    I be feeling like the man when I walk through  Ain’t stunting what you saying when I walk through

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lotus-gasm:

kingcheddarxvii:

do you think God ever gets sad like “what do you mean you don’t love yourself i worked so hard on you….”

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Asker nikoisdope Asks:
What kinda traits you look for in a guy?
anomaly1 anomaly1 Said:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

sandra-ardnas:

The traits my boyfriend has.

by kosei s. 

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fyspringfield:

Read it. 

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nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gravity-loves-me:

vulpixc0re:

Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.

#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face

if it was zeus he’d do a hell of a lot more than lick your face let’s be real

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gravity-loves-me:

vulpixc0re:

Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.

#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face

if it was zeus he’d do a hell of a lot more than lick your face let’s be real

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averagefairy:

moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC 

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fuck-boys-will-be-boys:

blackqueerboi:

I want some pussy dripping,

neighbors know my government name,

and my stage name,

mind blowing,

life altering,

Earth shattering,

back breaking,

half on a baby,

'til the cops come knockin'

speaking in tongues…type of sex right now.

RIGHT NOW!!

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7thwonderoftheworld:

trebled-negrita-princess:

policymic:

Coachella is capitalizing on offensive Native American appropriation

Needless to say, many Natives are not fans of the trend. But that hasn’t stopped the festival from capitalizing on the “white kids playing Indian” motif and offering tipi rentals for the low weekend price of … $2,200? Paying rent in a New York City rat hole never sounded so good.

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"White kids playing Indian"

Disgusting

housewifeswag:

officialwhitegirls:

diving in the pussy like

image

omg haha

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ghdos:

thagoodthings:

tarynel:

lucidnee:

tarynel:

I’m hearing that somebody shot George Zimmerman and he dead. Hmm womp womp.

I need the receipts

I’m googling but only thing I found was tmz so I’m not sure. We shall see I guess.

Man y’all don’t get my hopes up

I’m honestly surprised he’s lasted this long.

I need sources

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

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